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July 3, 2010

She’s The Man (2006)

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In this modern-daytime adjusting of Twelfth Night, Viola Hastings (Amanda Bynes) disguises herself as her twin fellow-man Sebastian (James Kirk) in order to infiltrate the all-male soccer body on his campus. Her efforts allure the heed of the school beauty, Olivia Lennox (Laura Ramsey), but Viola finds herself exhausted to her team-mate Duke Orsino (Channing Tatum), who has designs on Olivia. The games and gender switches create a number of possible pairings, but each couple’s doom resolution be ascertained by a unattached kiss.

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July 1, 2010

Chill Factor review

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Chill Agent (1999)

Rated R; running time of 112 minutes

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Written by:

Drew Gitlin, Mike Cheda

Directed by:

Hugh Johnson

Cast:

Cuba Gooding Jr., Skeet Ulrich, Peter Firth, David Paymer

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THE STORY




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After chemical warfare scientist Richard Long (Paymer) melts down most of an island and the Army Guys on it, using some Nasty, heat-sensitive Blue Stuff (that's how you know it's Nasty), Army Major Andrew Brynner (Firth) inexplicably is sent to prison for 10 years for the deed, and comes out a wee bit perturbed about it. Long, naturally, gets in the way of Brynner's gun - but not before he scoops up said Blue Stuff and delivers it onto his friend and Short-Order-Cook Mason (Ulrich) and Ice Cream Man Arlo (Gooding), who…ah, hell; if you've seen

True Lies

,

Speed

, or

Broken Arrow

, you know the rest.

If you've seen the commercials for it, you've pretty much seen the best parts of the movie. What, you weren't impressed with the commercials, either? My point exactly. This flick mimics all the other Action Flicks that came before it, but it lacks both the action, and the humor, that makes some of even the lesser of these types of flicks, work. And perhaps "mimics" isn't the right term; maybe "mimes" will fit better, here. And you know what we do with mimes, don't you? [cue evil laugh; fade to black.]


THE "BLACK FACTOR"


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Cuba, Cuba, Cuba. What we gon' do with ya, son? Where oh where did the wannabe-Denzel clone - so prominent in

Boyz In The Hood

- go? And whythell did it leave behind this yelling, no-dozens-playing, Robin-Williams-without-the-humor, can't-achievement-his-progress-out-of-a-thesis-bag, fork out of an actor? Mr. Gooding, a stop to re-playing your Oscar acceptance speech terminated and over in your turning point (and on the screen), and get ruin to honing your craft, opt. I have every confidence that you be dressed it in you; you did in mould year's

What Dreams May Come

(which, evidently, I am the Only Person Jumping to admit that I liked), you can do it again, if single you stop fatiguing so damn hard. Story kindly thing happened though, or to be precise,

didn't

encounter: you weren't turned into the Sidekick. The

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BAMMER'S BOTTOM LINE



As I've said here before, I have a rep for being very hard on movies. Be that as it may, I have no time to go to a theater and have my intelligence insulted (not to mention having my wallet lifted) by flicks that don't do me the honour of at least stating, well in advanced, that they will be just plain DUMB. But let's look on the bright side: between this stinker and the equally malodorous


Wild Wild West


, maybe Albert Brooks' sentiment, as expressed in


The Muse


, will come to pass: "They don't want to do Action Flicks anymore".

And that's the feature I learn ensure it.

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June 29, 2010

Beaufort review

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Beaufort, an ancient stone fortress atop a Lebanese mountain, is the setting for this muted war drama by director Joseph Cedar. He also wrote the script based on Ron Leshem's novel, recounting the last days of Israeli occupation in 2000. The end result is a meditative portrait of the soldiers' day-to-day battle, not just to stay alive, but to maintain a sense of purpose. There is sometimes a tendency to overplay the drama, but the talented cast is a grounding force.

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Young officer Liraz (Oshri Cohen) commands a small band of soldiers posted at Beaufort, but finds it increasingly difficult to assert his authority when the Israeli government announces plans to withdraw from Southern Lebanon in a matter of weeks. Hezbollah responds with a salvo of missiles to claim a victory and amidst the chaos, Liraz makes a decision that has fatal consequences for one of his men. Unit medic Koris (Itay Tiran) pokes at the chink suddenly exposed in his armour, but Liraz's greatest struggle is always with his own conscience.


"AN IMPRESSIVE CAST OF YOUNG ACTORS"

Dialogue about the futility of war and scenes of gentle weeping mark the weak spots in a script littered with clichés. And although there is discussion between the soldiers about the whys and wherefores of the conflict, Cedar takes a myopic view. It's the idle banter and quieter moments that make a real impression. Grimy snapshots from the lookout post are contrasted with sweeping, sunny vistas from the mountain peak and more effectively convey the absurdity of the mission. Whether framed against this vast landscape or in the poky, subterranean living quarters, an impressive cast of young actors are able to express a growing sense of claustrophobia without words, and music rarely interrupts. Action scenes are few and fleeting; the tension is in the stillness and a worrying sense that the future is already set in stone.

Beaufort is out in the UK on 28th March 2008.

June 27, 2010

Goodbye, Norma Jean (1976)

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This is the story of Norma Jean Baker, who finds her body unstoppable to men and uses it to fulfill her ambitions of becoming a talkie star, Marilyn Monroe.

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Starting in 1941, earlier she is raped by a motor cycle officer in lieu of a speeding ticket, which seemingly leaves her disliking sex. She works in a munitions factory, and wins a beauty contest.

Soon it becomes an endless succession of influential film men. Eventually a retired and ailing movie mogul, Hal James (Preston Hanson), takes a presumably platonic interest in her and grooms her into the Marilyn Monroe image.

Thesping is mostly sound with Misty Rowe, in the title role, giving a fine and sensitive performance, catching the star’s own voice exactly.

June 25, 2010

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Touki Bouki revolves around the narrative of Mory and Anta, a partner of young lovers who seek to escape their home of Dakar for the imagined paradise of Paris, where they be convinced of everything is possible. There, Mory last wishes as bury the hatchet e construct his fortune, after which he will return home to flaunt it to those who way back when dismissed him. Anta, destined for her part, seems willing to go along with whatever Mory wants. We learn cock’s-crow on that she is part of a left-winger political group, with which she has been spending less time deserved to Mory. This enrages the group, who snatch up Mory early on and display him around tied to the back of their jeep. We never learn how he gets away (especially after they state that they want to kil him), which power indicate that what follows is Mory’s imagine of future events.

In any carton, what Mory and Anta want to get to France is money; consequently, they begin a series of amateurish attempts at scoring the needed loot. Mory fails to beat a three-card monte Thespian, then the partner rob a wrestling show’s box office, but steal the wrong box. Conclusively, Mory and Anta visit a local rich humankind Mory knows. Charlie (Ousseynou Diop) is a homosexual sugar daddy, and Mory and Anta sneak off with clothes, spinach, and one of Charlie’s cars, a star-spangled roadster. From there they van off to buy tickets to Paris, but when the time comes to engage in, Mory finds leaving more difficult than he meditating.

Touki Bouki’s standing as a time-honoured lies within its narrative experimentation and editing, which steer a course for the film occasionally hard to follow and/or inscrutable. Mambety’s insertion of a grotesque white male dwelling in a tree, who figures tangentially into the plot outline, is one of these moments. Events do not conclude in a close statement line, and Mambety includes non sequitur events that do not seem to have much place within the film. He also holds some scenes for longer than would seem wise, such as an inopportune one in which a local sorceress stands and laughs destined for an uncomfortable period of mores. Mambety occasionally misjudges his barbs; on the boat, he includes a talk between two whey-faced French citizens, who discuss how Africans are children, savages, and every other racist stereotype they can come up with. The scene simply comes in error as ham-fisted, rather than serving any greater narrative point. All that said, there’s enough directorial gift on display here to make Mambety’s failure to finish more than one more feature a straightforwardly negative cash flow death.

United final note: Touki Bouki includes three scenes of animal slaughter, including an extremely gory one at the decidedly start of the film. Another appears to have in the offing been staged for the glaze. If you are fussy about zoological death onscreen, study yourself forewarned.

June 22, 2010

Auto Focus (2002)

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If you were born after, say, 1980, Hogan’s Heroes probably wasn’t an intrinsic part of your childhood; but for those of us who were glued to the TV screen as tots in the decades before cable, the image of Bob Crane as Hogan, the wisecracking P.O.W. in a Nazi choky camp, is indelible. And the revelations about his offensive existence, which came to keeping after his sadistic murder, could only fall upon you feel a diminutive queasy with C-list celebrities in general&#8212imagine if Urkel was bludgeoned to death, and then his treasure trove of homemade porn was discovered, and you may bear a sense of the cultural ickiness of the Crane case.

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Crane’s wandering eye and his newfound dignitary cope for a combustible combination&#8212there is no shortage of women willing to siesta with television’s Colonel Hogan, and Bob starts down the primrose path. Supreme the way for him is John Carpenter, played by Willem Dafoe&#8212Carpy works conducive to Sony, and is in on the ground floor of the home-video revolution, providing machines that non-standard like out-dated by our standards, but dazzled Hollywood back in the day&#8212“the Polaroid of home movies.”

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The relationship between Crane and Carpenter is the spine of the vent one’s spleen, and there’s more girlfriend and intimacy between these two than in either of Crane’s marriages, or with any of the many women they ingest and ditch. The anxiety may have been that the acting styles of the two leads would be too disjointed&#8212Talk Soup meets The Matrix Enticement of Christ&#8212but Kinnear and Dafoe are terrific. As Crane, Kinnear has the smirky, smarmy love down incomparably, and he’s spot on as a lower-tier notability cashing in every piece he can. (After Hogan’s gets canceled, in one scene, Bob goes to a shut out, has the bartender flip greater than to the local affiliate rerunning his reveal b stand out, and primps and preens preceding the time when the television, waiting for tonight’s prospective conquest to identify that it’s him up there on the monitor. Hey, guys use what they got.) And Dafoe is like a jilted lover&#8212there are intimations that he’s got sexual feelings for Crane, and the movie all but comes absolute passe and says that Carpy was Crane’s killer-diller from Manila. (In a smashing bit of irony, Crane was bludgeoned to death with a camera tripod. Carpenter was charged with the murder, and acquitted at trial.)

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June 20, 2010

The Whip and the Body review

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The controversial horror/fantasy film about a 19th century nobleman (Lee) who is ostracized from his village after being convicted of tying a peculiar girl to narrow-death. Forthwith after he’s initiate dead, but his core returns as an apparition which proceeds to haunt the ancestral castle. He finds that his fiance (Lavi) has just now married his brother while acting as a governess to their framer. In retaliation, the ghostly get develop viscously flogs the housekeeper, only to discover she’s a sadomasochist who really enjoys the cruel treatment! These bizarrely sexual meetings persevere in while the remaining residence of the castle meet mysterious and untimely deaths. Directed by Italian cult icon Mario Bava and featuring an unforgettable gig by Lee.

June 17, 2010

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Crazy/Beautiful


Laura Clifford 



Robin Clifford 

Rich girl meets poor boy and they fall into star-crossed love. This
has

been the staple of movies and song for decades and the question usually
is:

is he good enough for her? Director John Stockwell does a 180 on this
theme

in a story about rich, troubled Nicole (Kirsten Dunst) and poor,

intelligent and hard-working Carlos who find love together, but now
the

question is: is she good enough for him in "crazy/beautiful"?



Robin:


Nicole Oakley is a musical, troubled and vexatious 17-year old who
is
emotionally disassociated from her congressman abbe and her wealthy
stepmother. She is usually getting into complete jam after another, disdains
her
prestigious Pacific Costly School and seems certain to self-destruct.
Carlos

Nunez is a poor, inner burgh kid who has enough smarts to wish for to make
something of his entity. He voluntarily busses himself, for two hours
each
way, to the same junior high school, works mere hard and has plans to attend Annapolis
when he graduates. When the two fit, sparks fly, but Nicole's career
and her
the nonce abuses may be too much to Carlos to handgrip.

"A Place In the Sun" and "Love Story" (and the classic 60's song "Down
in

the Boondocks" by Billy Joe Royal) come to minds with the poor boy/girl

looking to the ritzy side of the tracks for love and success.

"crazy/beautiful," from the original script by Phil Hay and Matt Manfredi,

twists the tradition rich/poor concept around from what we normally
get,

with the poor kid being warned by his friends, family and, hell, even
the

girl's own father, that she's no good and will only drag him down.

I like the idea of distorting the old rich-girl/poor-boy yarn to show
that

underprivileged is not necessarily a bad thing and having the lap of
luxury

and all its perks is not always good. "crazy/beautiful" starts out
with the

first tentative meeting between Nicole and Carlos on a sunny beach
as she

picks up trash as punishment for driving under the influence. Nicole
is

pretty, in a rather haggard way, and, with her troublemaking attitude,
soon

gets Carlos into hot water - repeatedly. Just why he would jeopardize
his

ambitious, focused future for someone who causes him nothing but trouble
is

a problem I have with the story.

There are other issues, too, as "crazy" Nicole is not all that whacked
out.

Sure she has psychological and self-esteem problems. She drinks too
much

and acts irresponsibly, but I've known people who I considered "crazy"
and

they were a lot worse than Nicole. I kept waiting for the girl to really

flip out but, except for one scene when she is awakened from a drunken

stupor by the cops who pulled Carlos over as he (soberly) drove her
home,

this never materialized. By the end, when everything is nicely wrapped
up,

I was still waiting for her to explode.

The two leads make a nice looking couple but I never believed in the
mutual

attraction. Dunst continues to build her acting credentials and is

developing into a young star. Newcomer Jay Hernandez is personable
enough,

but does not stand out as Carlos. The rest of the cast is little more
than

background noise. Taryn Manning, as Nicole's best friend Maddy, is
cute,

has an effervescent personality and is unceremoniously dropped from
the

story entirely by the half way mark. Bruce Davison collects a paycheck
as

the congressman dad who disdains and ignores his troubled child until,

perfunctorily, they all live happily ever after in the last few minutes.

The only character that rings true to me is Carlos's mom who expressed

maternal, protective volumes with just a look at her son.

"crazy/beautiful" never gets out of the shallow end of the pool with
its

tale of star-crossed love. It doesn't grab me, but maybe it will win
over

its female teen target audience. I give it a C-.



Laura:

Nicole Oakley (Kirsten Dunst, "Bring It On") is the troubled, affluence
abusing daughter of a Congressman who attends high school in upscale Pacific
Palisades.  While performing community assignment cleaning the beach
as payback for a D.W.I. belief, Nicole's harassed by a group of Latino
teens from a poorer large of town, but one of them, Carlos Nunez (Jay Hernandez),
catches her recognition.  The well-thought-of looking, diplomatic young man also attends
her high school - by travelling on public transportation for two hours
each way, each era - because he wants a good education in order to attend
Annapolis.  These two are "Crazy/Beautiful."

Will the wild, rebellious girl drag down the fine, upstanding young
man or will he snap her out of her self-destructive streak?  "Crazy/Beautiful's"
conflict resolution is too pat in Phil Hay and Matt Manfredi's ("Bug")
script, but the two leads make the film somewhat engaging.

Of course, first you'll need accept that straight arrow Carlos would
give a second glance to a girl who's usually drunk, gets him into detention
at their second meeting, dances provocatively through the streets of his
neighborhood, tries to bed him within view of her own father (who mistakes
him for their housekeeper's nephew) and is disapproved of by his entire
extended family.  Once we're over this little hump, the filmmakers
back off to show more of Nicole's free spirited, artistic side as well
as the root of her problems.

Congressman Oakley takes an interest in the boy who wants to go to Annapolis
and offers to sponsor him.  Carlos unbelievably misses his scheduled
meeting with the man, distracted by a beach outing with Nicole.  When
the two finally get together, he's warned to stay away from the troublemaking
Nicole for his own good.  For some odd reason, Carlos pays more heed
to Nicole's father than his own family.

Director John Stockwell ("Under Cover") may be dealing with an implausible
confabulation, but he does get some fine performances from his cast.  The
talented Kirsten Dunst propels herself through the film in bleary, angry,
defiance piece by piece letting her standard luminousness peak through after time
spent with Carlos.  She's never looked rawer, sporting the bruised,
powerless look of Jennifer Jason Leigh.  Hernandez does his best
to evident initially wary, but we not in the least get a sense of the tenseness he's been
under that would appear his character risk all he's worked for the benefit of. 
Bruce Davison does a favourable job as the caring parent who's at wits the greatest. 
Lucinda Jenney ("Thirteen Days") is simply shrewish as Nicole's new stepmom. 
Taryn Manning creates a fully fleshed character as Nicole's best partner
Maddy, but the configure only just leaves her by the wayside.

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"Crazy/Beautiful" is reminiscent of Antonia Bird's 1995 film "Mad Love"
which starred Drew Barrymore as a manic depressive in love with the upstanding
Chris O'Donnell.  While this film is a cut above that abysmal effort,
it's conflict is forced and the resolution is pat.

C



June 16, 2010

, opening today from 20th Cen…

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, fissure today from 20th Century Fox, is the latest entry in what was sporadically a sustained and proud line of spoof-centric comedies that rib bulge culture and, on numerous occasions more specifically, Hollywood movies themselves. Mel Brooks perfected the form in the '70s with pictures with
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Scary Movie

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Scary Movie

, Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, comes

Epic Movie

, a sound if pathetic breadth of that tried and authentic series.
As though last year's

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rather than it, which was written by the up for Fox (whereas the

Scary Movie

s are the realm of Dimension Films),

Epic Movie

looks to remove the richness of pop culture reference points from a wide swath of the distraction rapturous, rather than honest satirizing ditty or two genres get a bang the horror-skewing

Scary Movie

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; Mays is uncovering clues in a

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. Soon the four, all parentless and unwanted, converge on a Willy Wonka sorta bloke (an underutilized Crispin Glover) and quickly have their organs and extremities harvested - during a musical number ? for use in Willy's confectionery. Penn's fate in particular is memorable, as he gets his nuts cracked ? but not in the same velocity that it happens in the licit

Willy Wonka

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The problem with

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Borat

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Pirates of the Caribbean

, and more. Take the Superman scene (there's just one, and it's the bullet-in-the-eye moment that has been playing in the film's trailer for weeks now). Why not cause some deride with the

Superman

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Cribs

as we enter Tumnus' home is cute, retaliate if it doesn't go anywhere.
But, alas, there's not much more that's all that diverting here. Penn's willingness to appear in this picture and to completely ape his way through the proceedings is embarrassing, and it seems that he's quickly fetching the younger version of Christopher Walken: If the paycheck is right, he'll disparage the gig. Campbell and Chambers don't cash register much at all, good or mischievous distressing, though the entire intense frivolous in the main cast is Jayma Mays, who many will call to mind as Hiro's fated girlfriend from
Heroes
. She takes the standard place in these films of the silent chick and gives it her own twitchy, flighty twist, with her leaning to break bottles over the heads of everyone around her being a explicitly amusing competition retch.
Elsewhere, profuse of the regular cameo players from Friedberg and Seltzer's oeuvre also boast up, including Carmen Electra in curvaceous X-Men/Mystique bare and blue clothing (perhaps significance the valuation of admission alone), Jennifer Coolidge as the "White Bitch" of "Gnarnia," Fred Willard sort of uncomfortable himself as the half-naked lion-man "Aslo," and so on. Yeah, it's strange when Penn breaks the fourth enrage fail and calls Coolidge "Stifler's Mom." But then to take to lacuna another 20 minutes conducive to the next chuckling? Go slash

Blazing Saddles

instead.

June 14, 2010

The Magdalene Sisters review

Filed under: Uncategorized — isabelbcklundreboiasblog @ 9:44 pm

On a single hour in 1964, three girls are sent to one of the Magdalene Asylums in Ireland, run by the Sisters of Forbearance on behalf of the Comprehensive Church. For different reasons, all of them are considered carnal troublemakers: Margaret (Anne-Marie Duff) was raped by her cousin and blamed recompense this by her parentage; Patricia (Dorothy Duffy) is an unmarried old woman and Bernadette (Nora-Jane Noone) was simply attracting too much interest from boys. However, far from a Christian haven, the asylum proves to be a essential prison as the three are forced to slave all day in the laundry, beaten and humiliated.

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